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My coworker in this endeavor, Captain Admiral President Ninja Master Snuggy. Smile, Captain!

For those who don’t know, I work at a grocery store. I’m gonna be working on Wednesday. The same Wednesday that is the LITERAL DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING. Can you tell I’m stressing over this? Last time I worked a holiday in retail was at a movie theater, and it was ROUGH. Hopefully this’ll be differentContinue reading “Working on the holidays stinks”

Quick update for everyone. My work/life balance is still a work in progress. Thanksgiving is coming up, and as an employee of a grocery store, this is our busy time! I’m stressing over how busy next week will be!! And I’m working the day before!! UGH!!! To get my mind off the stress of work,Continue reading “What I’m up to/What I’ve been writing…”

Got the new Pokémon games yesterday (yes, games plural. I spoil myself like that). Paid them off months ago so all I had to do is pick them up. Started playing Sword first, for reasons I can only call Freudian. My first thoughts? Hot damn this is better than the Let’s Go! Games. My nextContinue reading “Pokémon Sword- 1st Impressions”

I’m not sure if y’all know this but I’m way into gaming. I’m not hardcore or anything, but I like to dabble. I’m a dabbling gamer, lol! Anyways, tomorrow is when Pokémon Sword and Shield comes out. I’ve been a fan since the Gold and Silver days (got the games for Christmas along with aContinue reading “Game on tomorrow!!”

It’s supposed to be late Fall, but it seems more like a combination of Winter and (strange enough) Spring where I am. It’s been cold, don’t get me wrong, but it’s also been warm at times. Take today for instance (shout out to Veteran’s Day. Also, if we REALLY valued our soldiers, we wouldn’t beContinue reading “Strange weather we’re having…”

Got a lil recognition at the job today. I work part time at a local grocery chain and they liked the job I am doing so much they gave me this star pin! Apparently it’s a sign that I am exceeding expectations for the job, which is a first. Last job I worked refused toContinue reading

A poem By Dustin Plank (Dusty_PlZ) Work Toil And never rest The ones who fall Shall feed the rest Stock the shelves And pay the bills It ain’t worth nothing If it can’t be shilled Work, work, sleep, repeat If you hate the monotony You can live in the street From when we are bornContinue reading “A Machine For Pigs”

It sucks being a nobody. Especially in a world where being somebody is an inherited trait. People tend to take celebrity for granted in this age of social media. “just make a YouTube video and people will notice you” Sounds nice. Until it isn’t. If someone puts a video of you doing the WRONG thing,Continue reading “On being unknown”