America’s Right Wing is Going Too Far

So, in case the world didn’t know, an awful man died recently. In America. Now, I don’t know how people deal with awful pieces of shit getting murked elsewhere I. The world, but-in America- we act like it’s a tragedy of massive proportions. My people have been in a tizzy, trying to blame the leftContinue reading “America’s Right Wing is Going Too Far”

The Goat Lover

Full of spite and unfettered contempt He takes it out on his coworkers. Complaining, sniping… Talking about people within earshot, And if he knew how few people tolerated him, It would change nothing. So petty and mean, People would rather end themselves than stay with him! We call him “the goat lover” But “love” requiresContinue reading “The Goat Lover”

On Aliens…

As you all may know, aliens apparently exist! They’re a picky bunch of tourists, though-they only visit America for some reason! The military is up in arms about it. They don’t like it when you come in peace. They’d rather the visitors come out their ships snarling and growling curses and insults like white peopleContinue reading “On Aliens…”

The Misadventures of Tom and Vince: Chapter 1

A story I wrote a while ago. Hope everyone enjoys it! WARNING: CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE AND ADULT HUMOR Episode 1: Death is a Chick Tom sat on the porch of his house and lit up some marijuana.  He didn’t care that the neighbors’ kids were watching.  He didn’t even care about the cops that droveContinue reading “The Misadventures of Tom and Vince: Chapter 1”