White People Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Say “Woke”

If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why? If there was a word that I would ban (but only for a certain group, which generally use it so it works) I would ban white people from saying “Woke” so damn much! Most white people abuse the word.Continue reading “White People Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Say “Woke””

We shoot horses for less

Religions make claims of peace while wading in the blood of others, Saying theirs is the word and law of the sky man, who isn’t the other sky man. They never talk about how the sky men all have similar names-that’s heresy, punishable by death. Politicians claim to work for the people, their pockets fatContinue reading “We shoot horses for less”

Why I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day

As the calendar goes along, we all eventually find ourselves on the day where we are supposed to celebrate moms. It should be a good, joyous occasion, full of family get-togethers and praising of the work our mothers do and did for us in the years gone by and all that they will do forContinue reading “Why I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day”

Anything PB&C

What’s your favorite candy? Peanut butter and chocolate is the best pairing since cheese and burgers- Some would say since corn and nuts (not me, that sounds horrific!) The second best amalgamation of food since pizza! Some like Butterfingers but me? I am a 5th Avenue man. Zagnut is a classic among peanut butter bars.Continue reading “Anything PB&C”

When a war criminal dies-A treatsie about Henry Kissenger

If god had worked sooner We would’a been rid of that loser By having him swing from The Hague. What a sight it would’ve been To see justice so tardy Reminds us that there is two systems of karma- One for us, One for them. And theirs is lacking in its delivery. The man wreckedContinue reading “When a war criminal dies-A treatsie about Henry Kissenger”

Change is (NOT) bad-A Rebuke of Superhero Media

Lately-as in the last decade or so- I’ve been noticing a problematic trend in every superhero movie (and a few TV shows). This trend that seems to be supported by the studios and the government is a reductive and socially damaging idea designed to make us complacent and helpless to save ourselves from the tenorContinue reading “Change is (NOT) bad-A Rebuke of Superhero Media”

Dear Hollywood: PAY YOUR WORKERS, DAMMIT!!

Dear Hollywood executives, You seem to be confused about who makes you your billions every year. That is why I am writing this-to… clear up a few things. First of all, workers deserve to be paid enough to live on. Fast good employees or actors, doesn’t matter. They work for their livings, they deserve toContinue reading “Dear Hollywood: PAY YOUR WORKERS, DAMMIT!!”

The Magic of the Word “Fuck”

What’s your favorite word? Fuck is an amazing word. I’m not saying it for shock value, either. I’m totally serious-fuck is a versatile word! It can be used to describe pleasure (“Fuck me, this pie is delicious!!”) pain (“FUCK!! I stepped on a LEGO”) disgust (“oh my fucking lord, what are you doing with Grandma?!”)Continue reading “The Magic of the Word “Fuck””