New Sh!t, Same as the Old Sh!t

Holding out for a hero

And getting villains instead

The same run around every 4 years,

Vote for the douche

Or get the turd sandwich.

Remember when voting was different?

Not this damned if you do choice?

I don’t.

I honestly don’t.

Ever since I was young,

We been ruled by a coalition

Of A-holes.

And in a few short weeks,

We will have the same dumb,

Meaningless ritual-

Making the useless choice

Between a douche

And a turd sandwich.

And there will be one winner

And an entire nation of losers.