Full of spite and unfettered contempt He takes it out on his coworkers. Complaining, sniping… Talking about people within earshot, And if he knew how few people tolerated him, It would change nothing. So petty and mean, People would rather end themselves than stay with him! We call him “the goat lover” But “love” requiresContinue reading “The Goat Lover”
Category Archives: humor
Carnivore Carnival (or why I freakin love meat)
What are your favorite types of foods? Nothing tastes good to me Like a nice cooked plate of meat If you ever come to my place for a meet You’d better bring some burgers to heat!
The Magic of the Word “Fuck”
What’s your favorite word? Fuck is an amazing word. I’m not saying it for shock value, either. I’m totally serious-fuck is a versatile word! It can be used to describe pleasure (“Fuck me, this pie is delicious!!”) pain (“FUCK!! I stepped on a LEGO”) disgust (“oh my fucking lord, what are you doing with Grandma?!”)Continue reading “The Magic of the Word “Fuck””
On Aliens…
As you all may know, aliens apparently exist! They’re a picky bunch of tourists, though-they only visit America for some reason! The military is up in arms about it. They don’t like it when you come in peace. They’d rather the visitors come out their ships snarling and growling curses and insults like white peopleContinue reading “On Aliens…”
Insomnia and A Cold-A Dramatic Reenactment
(Warning: foul language) Eyes closed Almost sleeping- Then a tickle in my throat. COUGH!!! HACK!!! HAAACK!!!!! Jolted from my sleepy state, I gag and cough up the phlegm! Hours pass-11:45 pm Back in bed. Almost asleep- Eyes getting heavy, Until… The tickle in my throat returns HAAACK!! COUGH COUGH!! GAAG!!!! MOTHER FUCKER it happened again!!!Continue reading “Insomnia and A Cold-A Dramatic Reenactment”
New TnV Storytime, Y’all!!
A new story. Finally, a new story!! Tom and Vince present: Magical Man-Child Tommy!!!
Studio CreatiV: The Writings, poetry and musing of an Angry Man 