On Aliens…

As you all may know, aliens apparently exist! They’re a picky bunch of tourists, though-they only visit America for some reason!

The military is up in arms about it. They don’t like it when you come in peace. They’d rather the visitors come out their ships snarling and growling curses and insults like white people in a Spike Lee Joint! The ultimate fear of colonizer nations; that something bigger than them comes along and treats them like they treat everyone else.

They spread warnings and fearmonger as if the visitors are gonna vote Trump or something. If only they showed as much concern over white supremacists in the military and police ranks. THAT is the invasion I want quashed!!

I have no idea if aliens mean us harm or not. But I do know they probably lock their spacecraft up when they fly by DC. If ever there was a worse hive of scum and villainy…

Till next time!